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7. ledna 2011 v 19:25 | Naty |  Ostatné
I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic...

Who would have thought that after all these years I would return to the scene of my greatest military disgrace as a tourist?

Why am I so bad at being good?

Pants are an illusion, and so is death.

What is that?
This is Appa, my flying bison.
Yeah, and this is Katara, my flying sister.

Oh, what? I'm not good enough to kidnap?

He's just upset because a bunch of girls kicked his butt yesterday.
They snuck up on me!
Right. And then they kicked your butt.

How stupid do you think I am?
...pretty stupid.

Go wake up the captain!
You just threw the captain overboard...
Well, go wake up someone who I haven't thrown overboard.

I'm too young to die!
I'm not, but I still don't want to!

We're in enemy territory. Those are enemy birds!

That sounds really shallow and stupid - let's try it!

Now that you have learned the secrets and you know about our tribe's existence - we have no choice but to imprison you here forever... Just kidding! But seriously, don't tell anybody.

Why don't you get right down to business, and tell me what's been bothering you?
You know what's been bothering me. I have face to the Fire Lord in a few days!
Mm-hmm. Tell me more about this Fire Lord. Why are you so afraid of him?
You said it yourself. He's the baddest man on the planet! I'm supposed to defeat and save the world!
Mmm. Life does feel that way sometimes, doesn't it? Like we're all trying to save the world from evil?
Okay, but what can I do to make myself feel better?
Wanna try screaming into this pillow?

Is this real or a legend?
Oh, it's a real legend.

he whole world thinks you're dead! Isn't it great?

My own mother thought I was a monster... She was right, of course! But it still hurt.

It's a giant mushroom...MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY! FRIENDLY MUSHROOM!!! Mushy giant friend!!

Oh well. Victory is boring.

Zdroj: Tu a Tu
 

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